The fact that you can always count on there being unnecessarily rude people in the world does not mean it is socially acceptable to be unnecessarily rude to people.
GUEST: Hi, I’m Denise, I was here earlier I would like the $42 express pass tickets for the Empire State Building.
COWORKER: I’m happy to help you with express pass tickets, but they are $51 each.
GUEST: (glares at me) SHE told us they were $42 apiece.
CONCIERGE: Maybe you’re thinking of…
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
is this legit?
This is legit. My husband, sitting across the room, looks over and says, “IS THAT SOMEONE SHOWING HOW TO CONVERT ENGLISH TO TENGWAR? BECAUSE THAT’S THE WAY!”
Believe this man. He owns atlases of Middle Earth, the complete history of Middle Earth (leatherbound), and has read the books at least 150 times. Also: speaks elvish.
What if there are two vowels in a row?
Does anyone know the answer to that last question?
THIS IS SO EXCITING
THIS IS SO COOL OMG
If there are two vowels in a row, you use a carrier placeholder. It’s a plain straight line, like the letter i without a dot, that just exists to hold extra vowels.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
this is important
I…think I need a moment.
more reasons im the worst being on earth
I do this all the time because my hands are always freezing. Mwahaha.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried