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Such a quaint space.

mrpicard:

rashaka:

You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.


Reblogging for excellent commentary.

christophool:

vorticity007:

supaslim:

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

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THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

If The Hobbit were an MMO
* Bilbo has joined the party *
Thorin: lol
Thorin: hobbit
Fili: xD
Kili: XDDDD
Bilbo: :/
Gandalf: a THIEF hobbit
Gandalf: he'll be useful
Gandalf: promise.
Thorin: He better be. Bilbo, build?
Bilbo: Build what?
Thorin: ...what's your build.
Bilbo: OH. Er...I don't think I have one.
Thorin: Stats?
Bilbo: Haven't assigned any.
Bilbo: I usually just RP in town.
* Bilbo has been kicked from party *
Gandalf: Thorin wtf
* Bilbo has joined the party *
Bilbo: @_@
Thorin: Is he level 20 or something whotf doesn't have a build
Bilbo: EXCUSE YOU. I'm level 80!
Thorin: What skills did you get?
Bilbo: I'm not telling you that, you'll just mock all of them.
Thorin: Gandalf I'm not bringing an untested thief along.
Thorin: He'll die.
Thorin: Several times.
Thorin: IDG why I even have to, we're pretty much set.
Gandalf: Yeah, 13 warrior-class idiots versus a level 500 dragon boss.
Gandalf: That'll scare him.
Gandalf: Look, his skillset's ideal and you have an extra party slot.
Gandalf: Just bring him along. What's the harm?
Dwalin: he's not even geared
Thorin: ...what?
Dwalin: look at his armor
Thorin: Oh god.
Fili: lmao that's like starter gear
Kili: XDDDDDDDDD
Bofur: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!
... later ...
* A Stone Giant damaged Bilbo for 18,028 HP *
Thorin: jfc
* Thorin applies bandages to Bilbo's wounds *
* Thorin applies bandages to Bilbo's wounds *
* Thorin applies bandages to Bilbo's wounds *
* Bilbo has recovered his health *
* Bilbo has been kicked from party *
Gandalf: THORIN I SWEAR TO GOD
* Bilbo has joined the party *
Gandalf: IF YOU KICK HIM ONE MORE TIME I'M LOGGING OFF

fandomsandfeminism:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

A+

another-concrete-r0se:

themindsetofimperfection:

afrogirlwonder:

Relevant

I’ve been waiting for someone to make this a gif

damn near 30 years ago and still relevant

plaidandredlipstick:

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls" is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

Time to bring this back